Okay whatever, throw asparagus at me. I recognize that its extremely well written. It didn't touch me. I responded to it almost entirely as an intellectual excercise. Probably my fault. As I say, feel free to throw asparagus. Not going to pretend that I liked it when I didn't, much. Still going to give it three stars in recognition of the quality of the work.
Put it this way. This is an extremely fine liverwurst sandwich. I just don't happen to enjoy liverwurst sandwiches.